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What Leslie had to say on Sunday, October 19th, 2008
And The Winner Is…
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Congratulations to
KARIN, Message # 87! You’re the winner of my Halloween-themed giveaway.

(Also, Liza #3, you won yesterday a book from guest-blogger Helen Brenna. Please read through the last comments to find out how to get your book!)

Please drop me a note at author@lesliekelly.com with your snail mail addy so I can get your prizes right out to you. Hope you enjoy!!

And now, a little Halloween humor. (Warning: It is a little naughty…but it made me laugh!)

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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t” he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need”.

“I guess I was just really into it, you know?” he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. “It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure” said officer Taylor. “I walked up to (Davidson) and he’s…just working away at this pumpkin.”

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. “I just went up and said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’ He got real surprised, as you’d expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, ‘A pumpkin!? Damn…is it midnight already?’”

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LeslieLeslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.

15 comments to “And The Winner Is…”

  1. Stacy ~ says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 6:22 am · Link

    LOL. This Halloween joke cracks me up everytime.

    Congrats to Karin!

    See y’all in a week. I’m off to Oakland for a business trip, and I’ll be back next weekend. Have fun. I’ll miss you guys :)


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  2. Alannah says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 8:09 am · Link

    :winner: Karin! Congrast!!!!

    :rotfl1: on the funny!


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  3. ALICE says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 9:02 am · Link

    CONGRATULATIONS KAREN. LOVED THE FUNNY.

    ALICE IN TEXAS


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  4. katie says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 10:17 am · Link

    Congrats, Karin…

    I was getting stuff organized for the Goodwill and realized how many Plotmonkey books I have read (you would be scared, hubby and I was). I even found the Julie book with Cameron Matheson on it (I decided to keep that one…).


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  5. Dev says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 10:52 am · Link

    Congratulations Karin! Happy reading :-)

    Thanks for the joke. I enjoyed the chuckle :-)


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  6. Cher says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 11:14 am · Link

    Congrats Karen. Loved the funny! :rotfl1:

    Cher


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  7. Colleen says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm · Link

    Congrats Karin & Liza!!! :pumpkin:


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  8. Liza says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm · Link

    Congrats Karin! :cheer:

    Love the funny Leslie.

    Go Titans!!! :cheer:


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  9. Jane says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 1:45 pm · Link

    Congrats, Karin and Liza.


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  10. Silver J. says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 1:58 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners! Lucky ducks!

    Leslie, I’m not sure I can ever look at a :pumpkin: quite the same way again. *snorfle* :rotfl1:

    Have a great day, all!


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  11. Fiona says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 2:23 pm · Link

    :rotfl1:

    A great Sunday Funny.


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  12. Janelle says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 3:42 pm · Link

    Great funny, Les! And congratulations to Karin & Liza! :pumpkin:


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  13. Karin says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 4:48 pm · Link

    Thanks, Leslie! Congratulations, Liza! I love the funny. It made me chuckle.

    Stacy, have fun in Oakland. I just got home about 2 hours ago from my week in San Francisco visiting a variety of aunts, uncles, and cousins from my mom’s side of the family.


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  14. cherylann says:
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     · October 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm · Link

    Congrats Karin

    :rotfl1:


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  15. kh says:
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     · October 20th, 2008 at 1:48 am · Link

    wtg winners :cheer: :party: :cooldance: :thumbsup:


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