The winner of Janelle’s Friday’s Breast Cancer Awareness Contest is:
:banana: Shannon T. (Comment #12) :banana:
Congratulations! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelledenison @ verizon.net so I can mail you your prize.
SUNNY FUNNY (SMALL TOWN PHYSICIANS?):
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The older doctor said, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you’ve been eating and see if that does the trick.”
As they left the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine that woman. How’d you come to your diagnosis so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to examine her. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there. When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That’s what was probably making her sick.”
“Huh,” the younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn’t have the energy she once did. “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much work for the church,” the younger doctor told her. “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doc said, “Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?”
“Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed.” :giggle:
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 20 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 40 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
ANOTHER WILD WEDDING NIGHT
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Thank you Janelle! I hope everyone is having a great weekend!
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Congrats Shannon! Enjoy your bracelet!
Great funny, Janelle!
Have a great day everyone!
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Congratulations, Shannon!
Janelle, the SUNNY FUNNY is hysterical!
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Funny, Janelle….Yey, Shannon T.
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Love the funny, Janelle.
Have a great day all,
Cher
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CONGRATULATIONS SHANNON.
LOVED THE “SUNNY” FUNNY.
ALICE IN TEXAS
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lol oh my – how naughty!
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Wtg, Shannon!
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Great “Sunny Funny” Janelle, I haven’t heard or seen that one before.
We are having a beautiful, sunny fall day here I hope yours is great, everyone enjoy. :wave:
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Congrats Shannon T! Enjoy your prize.
83 degrees today – I’m lovin’ it!
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wtg shannon t