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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, September 7th, 2008
Friday Winner and Sunday Funny
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The winner of the $25.00 See’s gift Certificate is:

Kimber (Comment #26)

Congratulations! Please contact me at janelledenison @ verizon.net with your snail mail information and I will get your gift certificate sent out to you right away! Also, don’t forget to let me know which book you’d like sent to you: BAD BOYS WITH RED ROSES, I LOVE BAD BOYS, or I BRAKE FOR BAD BOYS.

The winner of yesterday’s giveaway, a copy of Stephen King’s “On Writing” is:

Amanda (Comment #8)

Congratulations! Please contact me at janelledenison @ verizon.net with your snail mail information and I will get your book sent out to you right away!

Sunday Funny – Titled “Married Life”:

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4″ stilettos and mask. He said, “You are The woman of my life, I love you…then we made love all night long.”

The mistress stated: “Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’ say a word. We just had wild sex all night.”

The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”

:rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

19 comments to “Friday Winner and Sunday Funny”

  1. Alannah says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 7:42 am · Link

    :rotfl1: I just got that funny in my e-mail this week. So sad but true!!! :rotfl1:

    Congrats ladies! :whipbanana:

    Make it a great rest of the weekend, everyone!



  2. Liza says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 8:30 am · Link

    Congrats Kimber & Amanda! :snoopy:

    I hadn’t seen this one before. Too funny! :rotfl1:

    Hope everyone has a great rest of the weekend. Go Titans!



  3. ev says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 9:14 am · Link

    Yup, that’s married life.
    :whipbanana:

    Congrats to the winners!!



  4. cherylann says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 9:56 am · Link

    :rotfl1: I also got that funny in an e-mail at work

    Congrats Kimber & Amanda :cooldance:



  5. Cher says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 10:14 am · Link

    Too funny!! :thatsfunny:

    Have a great Sunday,

    Cher



  6. Carolyn A. says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 10:15 am · Link

    Congrats Kimber and Amanda! Wtg ladies!

    Great funny Janelle! :rotfl1:



  7. Colleen says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 11:58 am · Link

    Congrats Kimber and Amanda!!! :cheer:



  8. Jeannie and Zoey says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm · Link

    Congrats Ladies!

    I guess the next time she should be dressed as the remote

    with a sign saying,

    “Hey big boy, How about pushing some of my buttons.”.

    :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:



  9. Janelle says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 2:22 pm · Link

    Good one, Jeannie! :rotfl1:



  10. Cas says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm · Link

    Oh man. That was so funny it made my tummy hurt.



  11. Donna M says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 3:39 pm · Link

    Kimer & Amanda, Congratulations on winning! :winner: :present1: Enjoy the win!!

    Love the funny! No further comment needed!!!! :rotfl1: :thatsfunny:

    Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.



  12. Donna M says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 3:40 pm · Link

    Whoops, Kimber, sorry about the typo on your name. :oops:



  13. Jane says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 4:31 pm · Link

    Congrats, Kimber and Amanda.



  14. Amanda says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 7:32 pm · Link

    :wub:

    Thank you so much for the book. I can’t wait to finally read it.

    Very funny joke.

    Amanda



  15. Jolie says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm · Link

    Yep, that’d by my husband. :bat:

    Congrats to the winners!! :partyman:



  16. Jolie says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm · Link

    Yep, that’d be my husband. :bat:

    Congrats to the winners!! :partyman:



  17. katie says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 8:18 pm · Link

    :partyman: Congrats to the winners!



  18. Alannah says:
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     · September 7th, 2008 at 8:36 pm · Link

    Jeannie – you are too funny!!!!



  19. kim h says:
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     · September 8th, 2008 at 12:10 pm · Link

    wtg winners :party: :whipbanana:



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