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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, August 24th, 2008
Friday Winner and Sunday Funny!
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UPDATE: Sorry I’m so late in posting winners! I went to bed early and slept late…no excuse, but there it is!

The winner of FRIDAY’S MYSTERY BOOKS IS:
#51, Ardie!

The winner of Wednesday’s EARLY ARCS of PHANTOM’S TOUCH are:
#7 Kelly R
#43 Anna D

Please email me: julie at julieleto dot com and I’ll get the prizes out tomorrow!!

Now for the funny…

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on’.’

She did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’

I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

‘ Hmmm,’ said Mike.. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here – try these on.’

She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’

Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don’t want you to ever forget that.’

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here -
you try on mine.’

He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your panties.’

Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’

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Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday go out to Plotmonkey Pals, Pat Cochran & Tricia Riol, today! We hope you have a fabulous, fun-filled day!

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Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold nearly thirty books to three publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her husband, daughter, spoiled dachshund, enormous guinea pig and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

19 comments to “Friday Winner and Sunday Funny!”

  1. Pat L. says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 7:42 am · Link

    Happy Bday Pat and Tricia.

    I liked the joke.

    But I think you forgot to post who won??? LOL. :ohno: :monkee2: :thatsfunny:


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  2. Cheryl McInnis says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 7:43 am · Link

    :thatsfunny:
    That was awesome!!!!
    I think Mike and Karen are going to have a wonderful marriage :- )


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  3. ev says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 8:13 am · Link

    Um, who won???? :rotfl1: congrats anyway!

    Happy weekend everyone!!


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  4. Jodie/Alannah says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 8:18 am · Link

    :thatsfunny:

    We love you anyway, Janelle!!

    And congrats to whoever the winner is!!!!!!


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  5. Jodie/Alannah says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 8:20 am · Link

    Oh, and happy birthday to Tricia and Pat. I was so busy laughing at Janelle, that I did the exact same thing!!!!

    Hope you two have a great day!!


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  6. Cheryl S. says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 8:59 am · Link

    Happy Birthday Pat and Tricia! Hope you both have a wonderful day!


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  7. Carolyn A. says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 9:38 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners! Enjoy your books!

    Happy Birthday ladies! Have a great day!

    Loved the funny! :rotfl1:


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  8. katie says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 9:56 am · Link

    Yey, to all of the winners! Love the funny. Finished all of Leslie’s books (SO awesome) and can’t put down “WILD FOR HIM”. Holy cow!


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  9. Julie Leto says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 10:15 am · Link

    Not only am I late posting winners, I somehow find a way to blame Janelle. It was me, guys, I’m sorry! Janelle & I did some switching to accommodate our new schedule and I forgot to change the icon. My fault!!! Trust me, Janelle is the organized one around here!


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  10. Cher says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 11:17 am · Link

    Happy Birthday Pat and Tricia! :happybd:

    Love the Sunday funny :rotfl1:

    Have a terrific day all,

    Cher :dog:


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  11. Colleen says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 12:02 pm · Link

    :cheer: Congrats to the winners!!!


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  12. Patty L. says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm · Link

    :happybd: Pat and Tricia. I hope you can spend your special day relaxing or partying. :party:


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  13. Janelle says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 1:14 pm · Link

    Hey, I was wondering why I was getting blamed for Julie’s tardiness, LOL! :whip:

    Congrats to the all the winners, and Happy Birthday to Pat & Tricia. :partyman:


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  14. Jane says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 4:37 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners. Happy Birthday, Tricia and Pat.


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  15. Donna M says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 8:17 pm · Link

    :happybd: It is late in the day but Happy Birthday to Pat & Tricia. I hope you have both had a wonderful day.

    Congratulations to the winners of the book giveaways! Lucky you, enjoy reading them. Let us know what you get in the Mystery book giveaway.

    Love the Sunday funny! :giggle:


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  16. Jeannie & Zoey says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 8:26 pm · Link

    Happy Birthday Pat and Tricia!

    very cute funny.


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  17. Jodie/Alannah says:
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     · August 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm · Link

    :rotfl1: I double checked that icon twice this morning before I blamed Janelle. Thank you, Julie, for saying something because I would’ve thought I was losing my mind!


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  18. Paula R. says:
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     · August 25th, 2008 at 12:54 am · Link

    Happy Bday Pat and Tricia…

    Jules, this funny is priceless…I didn’t expect that punchline…I thought she would have done something else…

    btw…announcements are better late than never…obviously you needed to rejuvenate right…I have 1 week left here in Korea…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  19. kh says:
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     · August 26th, 2008 at 12:40 am · Link

    wtg ladies :party: :whipbanana: :cheer:


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