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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, August 17th, 2008
Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!
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The winner of the Cheryl & Co Cookie gift box is:

:cheer: EV (Comment #3) :cheer:

Congratulations, Ev! Please contact me at janelledenison @ verizon.net with your snail mail information and I will get your cookies sent out to you right away! Also, don’t forget to let me know which book you’d like sent to you: BAD BOYS WITH RED ROSES, I LOVE BAD BOYS, or I BRAKE FOR BAD BOYS.

SUNDAY FUNNY:

A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one right here.”

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, “Tell me lady, ’cause I’m dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?”

“That’s simple. By the nail over its stall,” Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail for?”

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”

(‘Chalk up one for the Blonde!’ . . It’s nice to see a blonde winning one once in awhile. :lol: )

Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

22 comments to “Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!”

  1. Paula R. says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 6:56 am · Link

    Good Morning jungle buddies,

    Congrats on winning Ev…I hope that you enjoy Janelle’s books and the cookies…

    Janelle, this funny was awesome…I am :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

    Talk to you all later…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.



  2. ev says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 7:35 am · Link

    YEAH!!!!!

    thanks paula!!

    And I loved the joke today.

    :darth:

    I have a hangover.



  3. Jodie/Alannah says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 8:15 am · Link

    :winner: Ev!!! What a fantastic week you’ve had!! Enjoy.

    :rotfl1: loved the funny!!!!

    Have a great Sunday, everyone!



  4. Fedora says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 9:07 am · Link

    Congrats, Ev! Thanks for the laughs, Janelle! :darth:



  5. Stacy ~ says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 9:41 am · Link

    Congrats Ev! Enjoy your prize :)



  6. Carolyn A. says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am · Link

    Congrats Ev! Enjoy your winnings!

    Great funny Janelle! :rotfl1:



  7. Kathleen says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 10:30 am · Link

    Congrats Eve!



  8. Dena says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am · Link

    Congrats Ev!

    Loved the joke!

    Hope everyone has a great week! :cooldance:



  9. cherylann says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 11:00 am · Link

    Congrats Ev :cooldance:

    :rotfl1: :rotfl1:



  10. Silver J. says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am · Link

    Ev, did you play the lottery? This has been your lucky week! Yay, you! Enjoy it all! :cheer:

    The funny made me :giggle: , Janelle!



  11. Cher says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 11:38 am · Link

    Yay Ev! Congrats!

    Loved the funny!! :happy2:

    Have a terrific Sunday everyone,

    Cher



  12. Colleen says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pm · Link

    Congrats Ev!!! :flower4you:



  13. Liza says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 12:29 pm · Link

    Congrats Ev! :cheer:

    Love the funny Janelle! :rotfl1: Hope everyone has a great Sunday afternoon.



  14. Donna M says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm · Link

    :party: CongratGulations Ev, enjoy those cookies & your book. :present1:

    Good funny Janelle. I haven’t seen that one before.

    Everyone enjoy your Sunday. :wave:



  15. Donna M says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 2:08 pm · Link

    Whoops! Typo, sorry Ev! That is CONGRATULATIONS! Apparently I can’t hit the correct keys!! :giggle:



  16. limecello says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 3:01 pm · Link

    Congratulations Ev – and for the funny; wow- what a come back!



  17. Jane says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm · Link

    Wtg, Ev.



  18. Estella says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 3:54 pm · Link

    Congrats, Ev!



  19. Tina Martinesi says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 6:36 pm · Link

    :cooldance: Congratulations Ev! :whipbanana:



  20. ev says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 7:37 pm · Link

    Thanks everyone and Silver, for once in my life, I wish I HAD played the lottery!! :lol:



  21. Kris says:
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     · August 17th, 2008 at 8:35 pm · Link

    LOL that is good. Congrats Ev!!



  22. kim h says:
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     · August 18th, 2008 at 12:48 pm · Link

    wtg ev, very funny :party:



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