The winner of Friday’s JULY 4th giveaway is:
# 58 Kathleen
Email carlyphillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your name/mailing address and phone so I can send the prize direct from The Popcorn Factory.
And now for the Sunday Funny:
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the c olt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the “Chrysler Beagle”?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying “hello”.
8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immedia tely drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Carly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.
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haha! That list is my dog. Every single item.
You would think three 6-week sessions of obedience training would have made and impact. Not so much.
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Good morning jungle buddies,
Congratulations on the win Kathleen…
Carly, this is so cute…I must pass it on to my buddies who have dogs…they will surely get a kick out of it…
I hope that everyone is having a restful day thus far…
I have to study some Korean before my trip, so I won’t be on much today or for the next couple of days…I will pop in at least once though…
Have a wonderful rest of the day…ttyl
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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#6 is just priceless.
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That is just so cute…reminds me so much of many of the dogs in my life.
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Made my morning brighter. Thank you, Carly!
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Congrats, Kathleen! And that was hilarious, Carly–thanks!
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Congrats Kathleen! Enjoy your goodies!
Great funny Carly!
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that was spot on, i saw our former dog in every one! I’m passing this on to our friends who are owned by dogs.
Carly, I”m in the middle of “Hot Property” and it’s great fun! but it’s keeping me from my own WIP!!
Luanna
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That is so cute! Love the funny!
Have a great day all,
Cher
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Great Sunday funny, Carly! I’m sure every dog owner or former dog owner will get a good laugh!
:dog1:
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Congratulations, Kathleen!
Did my dog write that?
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Wtg, Kathleen!
Am gonna have to save that Sunday Funny!
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LOL!! Oh, man, that’s Too Funny!!!!
~Susan
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Thanks Carly! Wow, I’m so excited!!! Thanks for the Congrat’s everyone!!! :banana:
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wtg katheleen
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that’s to funny and very cute!
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