The winner of this week’s “Fifth Friday” contest is:
DENA! Message # 47!
Congratulations!
Please send Julie an email with your full name and snail mail address. julie at julieleto dot com (you know, put it all together… :grin1: )
Now, this made all of us laugh…
Toilet Cleaning Instructions
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse. ‘
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Leslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.
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My cat watches the toilet flush- we call it kitty tv. I locked him in the shower last night while I was changing the bed- he kept unmaking it. No, I didn’t turn the water on.
The dogs thought it amusing.
Congrats to Dena!
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Congratulations, Dena!
Our dog would love to have that done to our cat that likes to pick on him!
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Congrats Dena! Enjoy your books!
Great Funny!
Happy Sunday everyone and enjoy the rest of the weekend!
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Congrats to Dena!
My two dogs heartily approve of the toilet cleaning method!
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Congrats Dena
LoVeD the funny!
A quickie about Zoey’s Great Adventure and her Mom’s near heart attack.
Zoey disappeared last nite. not in Don’s lap or mine for more than a few minutes means she’s in trouble. call her no response, say the magic word “Leash” still no response. Okay now we are in panic mode. Hey, our luck has been a Murphy’s Law cloud lately. We searched everywhere behind the refrierator even. Well, finally my hero “Don” found her. when I got up she was under the recliner. I had closed her in and if she had whimpered the padding must have muffled the sound. Thank Goodness she was fine. Thought you’d get a chuckle. 3 LB. dogs can get into the tightest spots. Geech!
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OMG, Jeannie!!!! That is too funny!
Well, it’s funny since she’s okay. My dad shut my cat in the bottom filing cabinet drawer one time. We could hear her meowing but couldn’t find her. It was an old farmhouse and he thought, somehow, she had gotten behind the wall. They had a sledgehammer just getting ready to go into the wall when one of the guys that worked for my dad (he owned a construction company) figured out where she was! 
Congrats, Dena!
Love the funny…wish I’d seen it an hour ago before I cleaned the toilet!
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Loved the Sunday funny!
Jeannie, what a story!! Our neighbor’s cat got into our garage and hid. We kept hearing these mewing sounds so I called our neighbor to find out if she was missing a cat. She said she was, came over and was able to coax this cat out.
Have a great day all,
Cher
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That is toooo funny
Congrats, Dena!
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I would never do such a thing :angel7:…….
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Poor kitty
congrats Dena!
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Congrats Dena!
Glad Zoey is ok. Little animals can get into the smallest spaces.
Love the funny!
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Love the Sunday funny
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better run 
Hugssss
LindaH
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Yey, Dena!
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Congrats, Dena.
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Congrats, Dena! Thanks for the hilarious funny! :)
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wtg dena. so darn funny and cute
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Thanks Julie and everyone for the congrats. I’m so happy to be picked. That joke is so funny and pic so cute. Thanks so much Plot Monkeys for all the wonderful stories over the years that have kept me entertained much more than any TV show. :heart1: