Congratulations to winner, commenter #61, Christina! Please email me at julie at julieleto dot com with your snail mail address and I’ll get out your prize this week!
Special kudos, btw, to Paula R. She made me realize that it wasn’t Brazen & Burning that had the lemon scene…it was What’s Your Pleasure? So Christina wins both. Thanks, Paula for the catch!
Now for the joke, courtesy of my cousin, who sends me the funniest jokes…
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Dallas, TX. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.
Jim says, “Hey, how do you feel this morning?”
Bud says, “I feel great. How about you?”
Jim says, “I feel great, too. You don ‘t have a hangover?”
Bud says, “No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.”
Jim says, “Yeah, well there’s just one thing”
Bud asks, “What’s that?”
Jim asks, “Have you farted yet?”
Bud says, “No.”
Jim says, “Well, DON’T, ’cause I’m in Denver .”
By all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.
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And he didn’t have to take his shoes off to get their either!!
Congrats Christina and way to go Paula!!
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Congrats Christina! Way to go Paula! You know your books!
Great funny Julie!
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Congrats Christina and WTG Paula!
Love the funny Julie!
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Congratulations, Christina & Paula!
Great funny Julie!
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CONGRATULATIONS CHRISTINE–ENJOY FOR ME TOO.
LOVED THE FUNNY. WILL SHOW IT TO MY NEIGHBOR AS HE IS
ALWAYS FARTING–HIS WIFE GETS AFTER HIM BUT HE CAN’T
HELP IT.
ALICE IN TEXAS
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Love the Sunday funny!
Cher
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Congrats, Christina.
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Congrats Christina! Happy reading! :banana:
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Congrats Christina…I am a little jealous…okay a lot jealous of you…but, I am sure you would probably put those oils to better use than I would…if you need any ideas, check out Jules’ What’s Your Pleasure…thanks for the congrats guys…sorry I am just getting this…flew in from Vegas today and needed to catch up on some sleep…WYP was the first book I ever read by Jules…she introduced me to rest of the plotmonkeys…even though she didn’t know that…if you guys haven’t read WYP, check it out…it is linked with others too…check out Jules’ website to see which books it goes with…I hope someone gets a chance to see this post…you never know once the day is gone…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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wtg christina
