The winner of Leslie’s Disney Jungle Madness Friday is…
TAMMY! Message # 27!
Congratulations!!! Please drop me a note at author@lesliekelly.com and give me your snail mail addy and let me know which book you’d like so I can get your prizes out to you.
And now, since the theme of this week’s contest is Disney, here are a few naughty Disney treats.
First, a link: WARNING: This is not kid safe. Not work safe. But oh, man, is Aladdin HOT or what?!? (And I love Prince Erik’s tattoo!)
When you’re finished drooling, feel free to come back for a completely irreverent list of what happened AFTER the happily ever after… (I’d love to credit this, but don’t know who wrote it!)
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE DISNEY CHARACTERS?
We have all grown up knowing and loving the characters produced by Walt Disney and his successors at the Disney company. From Mickey Mouse to Aladdin, Disney has always given us something to laugh at, someone to cry for, something to hope for and a star to wish upon.
Now, however, is has been revealed that the stars of these memorable cartoons may not have been the paragons of hope and happiness we always thought they were. Here, for the first time ever, are the fates to have befallen many of your favorite Disney characters.
MICKEY MOUSE – died of venereal disease after visiting multiple prostitutes because Minnie said “No” for 50 years.
DONALD DUCK – served as a main course at Epcot’s China Pavilion.
PLUTO – caught by dogcatchers, put to sleep after he was never claimed.
GOOFY – assassinated during first term as President of the United States.
SCROOGE MCDUCK – died in extreme poverty after being audited by the IRS.
HUEY, DEWEY & LOUIE – involved in an underground child pornography ring.
SNOW WHITE – fell for the “apple trick” again.
DOPEY – ’nuff said.
SNEEZY – died of pneumonia with Jim Henson.
GRUMPY – executed after gunning down 15 people in a local McDonalds.
HAPPY – killed by insane gunman at a local McDonalds.
DOC – was sued for malpractice, lived the rest of his life living under bridges and eating out of used cat food cans.
SLEEPY – never woke up.
BASHFUL – now a stripper with the Chippendales.
MARY POPPINS – shot down over Iraqi airspace.
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN – male prostitute, died of a heroin overdose.
WINNIE THE POOH – had a heart attack caused by a cholesterol level of 570.
PIGLET – gunned down in a Mafia hit.
RABBIT – died of an aneurysm while watching over his garden.
EEYORE – committed suicide.
ROO – smothered to death by Kanga.
KANGA – put to death by the state.
TIGGER – accidentally bounced off the edge of a cliff.
ALICE (OF WONDERLAND) – institutionalized for life.
THE MAD HATTER – died of mercury poisoning.
DORMOUSE – drowned in a teapot.
THE QUEEN OF HEARTS – guillotined during the revolution.
TWEEDLEDEE & TWEEDLEDUM – died of excessive weight loss at a fat farm.
SLEEPING BEAUTY – slept until 1986, contracted AIDS from “Prince Charming.”
CINDERELLA – killed by stepsisters and stepmother in a jealous rage.
PINOCCHIO – is now a very comfortable Ottoman.
JIMINY CRICKET – died after impacting a windshield at high Speeds.
FIGARO – strung tightly on a Les Paul guitar.
DUMBO – sucked into the engine of a 747.
PETER PAN – Christopher Robin’s lover, committed suicide in despair.
TINKERBELL – caught by some kid who forgot to punch holes in the lid.
BAMBI – shot by NRA member with an AK-47. His body was never found.
BALOO – is now decorating the floor in front of a fireplace.
LADY & THE TRAMP – sold to a Cantonese restaurant.
101 DALMATIANS – sold to the Ringling Bros. Circus, were eaten by lions.
THE RESCUERS – involved in cancer research.
TRON – someone pulled the plug out by accident.
CAPTAIN EO – had a leak in his spacesuit.
JESSICA RABBIT – backup singer for Guns ‘N Roses.
THE LITTLE MERMAID – caught by Mrs. Paul’s Inc.
ALADDIN – was caught stealing one too many times, is now being traded nightly at Leavenworth for a pack of menthols.
Leslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.
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Oh Les, some of these are priceless!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOOOOhhhhhh, how bad was that!!!
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I would love to know what it says in English.
However, now I feel like a dirty old woman after viewingthose!!
I mean, they are just soooo young looking!!
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That’s my only comment on the list.
However, I want me some Milo. :wub:
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Les, those pics were awesome…the Spanish stuff, at least from what I could tell, was the names of each character…Tarzan had a nice bod, as did the guy from Brother Bear (Hermano Oso)…Princes Eric and Philip weren’t that bad either…how did you ever find this blog Les….
I hadn’t seen the list you have above before…it is interesting where some of these characters ended up…hahahhhahahaha…
Tammy congrats on your win this week….
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Congrats Tammy!!!!
Hope everyone has a great day!
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Congrats Tammy!
Love the pictures and the funnies Leslie! Hope y’all are having a wonderful time in Florida. Hope everyone has a great Sunday!
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Congratulations Tammy!
Enjoy your prize.
To bad that was all in Spanish! Some of them looked extremely young! Which may make me very old!!! Noooooo!! :yikes:
I think I will keep my own fantasies about the Disney characters!!
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Not my cup of tea, thanks!
Pat Cochran
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funny wtg tammy
