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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, February 24th, 2008
Friday’s Winner & A Sunday Funny!
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PATRICIA W. (Comment #34)

AND

SUSIE (Comment #87)

CONGRATULATIONS to the both of you! Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address and your choice of book from my backlist so I can mail out your prize package!

SUNDAY FUNNY:

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. :bootyshak: Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. :pray: As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. :oops:

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you.”

:rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

Have a wonderful, relaxing Sunday everyone!

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Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

14 comments to “Friday’s Winner & A Sunday Funny!”

  1. Jane says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 9:32 am · Link

    Congrats Patricia W. and Susie.


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  2. Karen H in NC says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am · Link

    Congratulations winners! And I’m still laughing at the Sunday Funny!!


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  3. katie says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am · Link

    Congrats Susie and Patricia W!


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  4. JSL says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 11:43 am · Link

    Haha – I have to admit, that funny was not what I was expecting! Congrats to Patricia & Susie!


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  5. Susan says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 12:52 pm · Link

    Congratulations Patricia and Susie! :applause:

    Janelle, that is a terrific Sunday Funny! :rotfl1:


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  6. Paula R. says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 1:36 pm · Link

    Congrats Patricia and Susie…I hope you get the book of your choice…

    Janelle, that was a funny one…the punchline is the best… :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

    I am glad that they finally added the counter for your WIP as well as Leslie’s on the site…I keep wondering, now I don’t have to anymore…I can’t wait until the new books come out…

    Have a wonderful Sunday…ttyl

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  7. Cher says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 1:57 pm · Link

    LOL :happy2: :happy2: :happy2: Too funny, Janelle. I’m still chuckling over that one.

    Have a super day all,

    Cher


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  8. Beth says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 3:54 pm · Link

    Oh my gosh! :rotfl1: Where do you get these?


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  9. PatriciaW says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 4:02 pm · Link

    Thanks all! I’m looking forward to those strawberry chocolates!


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  10. Carolyn A. says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 7:09 pm · Link

    OMG that was a great funny! :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

    Congrats to the winners! :applause: :applause:


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  11. Donna M says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 8:11 pm · Link

    Patricia & Susie, :winner: CONGRATULATIONS on winning! Enjoy your prize.
    I’m still giggling over the Sunday funny!
    Since I didn’t get here until so late in the day I am all induldging in the Oscars & the Red Carpet arrivals!


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  12. Estella says:
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     · February 24th, 2008 at 9:00 pm · Link

    Congrats Patricia and Susie!


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  13. kim h says:
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     · February 25th, 2008 at 2:16 pm · Link

    wtg ladies. :cheer: :elf:


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  14. Fedora says:
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     · February 25th, 2008 at 4:44 pm · Link

    Congrats, Patricia and Susie! And LOL, Janelle!!


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