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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, December 30th, 2007
Friday’s Winners and Sunday Funny!
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Wow, so many winners to post today! The two winners of Janelle’s Friday’s Madness contest are :winner:

Phyllis Lamken (Comment #30)
Wendy (Comment #86)

Congratulations, ladies! You two are the winners of the Bath & Body Gift Set and free book! :banana: Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)

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Thank you to everyone who participated in my “Wild Title Giveaway”. There were so many great titles to choose from! If I liked a title and more than one person posted it, I drew between those posters, just to be fair. Oh, and since I liked more than one (for possible future titles!!!), there are obviously more than one winner! Seeing all your title suggestions made me realize that I wanted a certain “theme” for the last 3 books in my Wild series. Since the book I just wrote was WILD FOR HIM, I think these are the titles that will follow for the next three books.

Wild For Her (Zoey – comment #50)
Wild For You (Tina M. – Comment #42)
Just Wild Enough (Philomena D. – comment #52)

However, I really liked these titles as “back ups”, so these are winners, too! :cheer:

Forever Wild (Ardie – comment #47)
Too Wild (JSL – Comment #80)

If your name and suggested title is listed above, please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)

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And now for the Sunday funny – WORDS WITH DOUBLE MEANINGS:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…. . Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

I hope everyone is having a GREAT weekend!!! :wub:

Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

23 comments to “Friday’s Winners and Sunday Funny!”

  1. Vero says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 6:19 am · Link

    Good morning everybody,
    Great Sunday funny, Janelle. :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:
    And how true it is :winking: . My favorite ones are Commitment, Communication and Making Love.:happy2:
    Love to hear that there will be at least three more Wilde books. Keep them coming. :posting: Hate it when a series comes to an end. :hissyfit:

    Congrats on winning, ladies. :cheer: Way to go! :cheer:
    Have a great Sunday everybody. Enjoy the day and take care.

    See you :wave:
    Vero



  2. Carly says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 9:33 am · Link

    Janelle, Forever Wild sounds like a perfect title for the last book in the series, should you ever end it! LOVE everyone’s ideas. Congrats, all!



  3. ev says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 9:38 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners!!

    And what is wrong with beer being part of entertainment?? I am easy to please!! :loser:



  4. Yolanda says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 10:58 am · Link

    Congrats to the winners! Funnies were great :rotfl1: Now you have titles – we want the books. :posting:



  5. Yolanda says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 10:58 am · Link

    Congrats to the winners! Funnies were great :rotfl1: Now you have titles – we want the books! :posting:



  6. Jodie says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 11:11 am · Link

    :winner: Lots of lucky folks…congrats!!!

    Love the funny…sending it on now! :rotfl1:



  7. Stacy ~ says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 11:31 am · Link

    Congrats winners!

    Love the funny, and so true *g*

    If you guys are looking for a wonderfully romantic movie remniscent of the A&E version of “Pride and Prejudice”, you should check out the BBC movie, “North & South”, based on the novel by Elizabeth Gaskell. It’s English, poignant and romantic. Richard Armitage and Daniela Denby-Ashe are lovely together. Definitely sigh-worthy.



  8. Dev says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 12:18 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners! Happy reading :-)



  9. Susan says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 12:22 pm · Link

    Congratulations winners! :applause:

    Love the funny! :rotfl1:



  10. Cher says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 1:04 pm · Link

    Congratulations to all the winners and thanks for the Sunday funny.

    Have a great day all,

    Cher



  11. Paula R. says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 1:44 pm · Link

    Good afternoon everyone…sorry I missed yesterdays “lesson”…it was very eye-opening, because I have a difficult time writing synopses…I had to do it for a writing class I took, and it was one of the hardest things I have ever done…granted, if I practiced more, I would definitely be a pro, right?…lol

    Congratulations to all the winners…Janelle, I love the titles that you chose…they are appropriate for what you are doing…I can’t wait until Wild for Him comes out…btw…my package finally came from Amazon, so now I am the proud owner of all the Wilde books…I will start reading them soon…

    I have seen this funny before and it never gets old…always gives a good laugh…

    I just finished reading a wonderful novel by Kate Morton…no it is not the typically romances we read by the monkeys and friends, but it is a romance in my opinion…it is entitled, The House at Riverton.” If you love Victorian literature, you will love this too…it is not set in that time period, but rather from the early to the latter part of the 20th Century…it reads like a Victorian novel though…just a suggestion…I loved it…

    Well, I have to go do some reading now…Seduce Me and One Wild Wedding Night are calling me…

    Oh, Carly, I also got all the “Hot” books as well…I can’t wait to get into those too…so much to read, so little time…who needs sleep anyway? Talk to you all later…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.



  12. Janelle says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 2:00 pm · Link

    Wow, Paula! With all those books you’re going to be one busy lady! Who needs sleep, indeed! :fainting:



  13. Wendy says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 3:12 pm · Link

    Yayyy! thank you, everyone. :)



  14. Fedora says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 3:17 pm · Link

    Congrats, all you clever winners!! And hilarious, Janelle–love the funny! And yippee on more Wilde books!!



  15. Liza says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 3:47 pm · Link

    Congrats to all the winners!!! :cheer:

    I love the funny Janelle!

    Go Titans! :cheer: Oh, and congrats to all the Pats fans. That was an awesome game last night.



  16. Estella says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 5:26 pm · Link

    Congrats ladies!



  17. Donna M says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 5:54 pm · Link

    :winner: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE LUCKY WINNERS! Enjoy the prize! :present1: :applause:
    Janelle, wonderful Sunday funny & way to much truth to it!!! I’m looking forward to more Wilde books! You have some good titles to entice us with!!
    Everyone enjoy the rest of their Sunday. I’m off to see Charlie Wilson’s War with a friend.
    :wave:



  18. Zoey says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 6:30 pm · Link

    :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:

    Hot Diggitty Dog!

    Congratulations everyone.

    What a Lucky :snoopy: I am!

    Thank-you Janelle so so much!

    Leslie, I am loving One Wilde Wedding Night!

    Working buzzer to buzzer this week so only a little bit into the book.

    I am enjoying this wonderful page turner.



  19. Kelly H says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 7:49 pm · Link

    :cheer: Congrats winners! :cheer:



  20. katie says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 10:09 pm · Link

    :cold:Happy New Year, everyone and congrats to all of the winners….
    Today, we had hail, snow and rain…lovely PNW weather!



  21. Tina Martinesi says:
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     · December 30th, 2007 at 11:33 pm · Link

    Wow! I’m glad I checked in!! :snoopy: I’m so excited!!
    Congrats to everyone!! And thanks Janelle!!



  22. Paula R. says:
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     · December 31st, 2007 at 2:47 am · Link

    Well, it is now 0136hr and I am still up…just finished some books, two of which were Seduce Me by Carly…and Taken by Tori Carrington…Bad Girls Club book…all I can say is wow…I am on sensory overload here, and then I read Leslie’s chapter 16…it is hot…won’t be able to sleep for a while…so I am going to read one of my Stuart Woods or Iris Johanssen books to balance out everything…nothing like going to bed with images of murder, mystery and mayhem…at least I will be able to sleep…

    Hey Carly, is Brazen about Mallory’s cousin Julie? I haven’t gotten that one yet…it’s next on my book purchase list…I have a $50 giftcard to Borders and I am ready to use it…I will wait a little though…lol…I also see that you have been quite the busy beaver…go on with your bad self…84%…nothing to sneeze at…have you even taken a break? Take one for a couple of hours tomorrow at least…that is if you have cloistered yourself in a room somewhere…

    Jules, how have been? Probably busy planning bday stuff…I hope that your daughter has a wonderful time on her birth day…what I way to start the new year…

    I hope you have wonderful time on News Years…eat, drink and be merry…

    talk to you all later…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.



  23. Carolyn A. says:
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     · December 31st, 2007 at 10:55 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners! Enjoy your prizes!

    Great funny Janelle! :rotfl1:

    I can’t wait to read more “Wilde” books – keep em coming!
    Great titles choices too!



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