Congratulations to…
::winner::
Shannon Upright, #25! My daughter picked 25 in honor of the upcoming holiday.
Please email me with your snail mail address so I can send out your gift! Julie at julieleto.com.
And a funny for those of you who are still standing in line during your shopping…or just because we’ve all been there…
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. “I want to be gorgeous,” and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says “I want to be gorgeous too” Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
“Make ‘em all ugly again.”
NEXT TIME YOU’RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
Blessed are the Cracked,
For they are the Ones who let in the Light
By all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.
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Lol that’s awful!
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Good morning everyone…
Hey :monkey :monkey :monkey :monkey, hope all is well in the jungle and with everyone and their loved ones…
Jules all I can say is I am
I can imagine what was going through everyone’s mind when the guy in the back started laughing…I just knew it had to be something really funny…this was a great one with a nice punch line…must admit I have never heard this one before…
For those of you who are still shopping, good luck getting what you need these TWO days before Christmas…
Have a wonderful Sunday and Happy Holidays…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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LOL, what a brat.
Congrats to Shannon!
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That tickled me!
Congrats Shannon!
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Shannon, I forgot to congratulate you…sorry about that…I am sure you will enjoy the prize…you will probably need it after running around for Holiday things…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Congrats and what a great punch line!!!
icon fever. sorry.
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Congratulations, Shannon!
Julie,
What better way to start the day with a good laugh!
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That was too funny… Congrats shannon.
Leslie, i picked up your book, going to start reading it… I finished Kimberly Raye’s “Your coffin or mine”, excellent book and good laughs…
:candycane:
mastree: :wreath: Enjoy the holidays…
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CONGRATULATIONS, SHANNON!
but still writing away on LUCKY CHARM. I lost a few days last week with all the packing and getting ready to leave!
IS anyone seeing SEDUCE ME in bookstores? I am. I’ve seen it in Walden’s and BN … just curious! I’m in Florida now on vacation
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Congratulations, Shannon! :fourturkeys:
That was a good one, Julie — and so appropriate for this weekend!
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Thank you for the Sunday funny.
I hope everyone has a great Sunday. Take care all.
Carly, have a safe and happy trip.
Cher
mastree: 
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Congrats Shannon! Great prize!
Great funny Julie!
Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday before Christmas! :santahat:
Go Patriots!
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Congrats Shannon!
mastree:
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Carly, I have seen Seduce Me in the Borders Bookstore at the Providence Place Mall in Rhode Island…that is the only place I have been so far…not true…sorry, I also spotted it at BJ’s Wholesale…haven’t seen it in Walmart yet, but I am sure it will be there soon…they usually carry your books…
Enjoy your trip and don’t forget to play okay…
BTW I finished the first Costas Sister Boo, Arianna’s story, Under the Boardwalk and I fell in love with that family…I am working on Zoe’s story along with a couple of other books, Janelle, Leslie’s and Tori’s “That’s Amore” along with a compilation including Fern Michaels…I forget the names of the other authors right now, but that’s neither here not there…
Question…will Sam (Samantha) from the first Costas Sisters book get her own story? I hope so, her story, I think, would be very interesting indeed…
:pray: :pray:
Talk to you all later…
Oh, does anyone know what “MEEP” means? It is bugging me…I tried to find it online with no success…please put a girl out of her misery here…
:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Congrats Shannon!
Go Pats!
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Congrats, Shannon! And hilarious, Julie (if a bit bratty
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Is everyone ready or are you still rushing around?!! :snowmanhead: Today I am doing some more baking & watching the 49er’s! At the moment they are ahead!
Gotta use these holiday icons while we can!!!
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Congrats Shannon!!!!
I picked up Leslie’s One Wild Wedding Night today and it looks like I might have to brave the mall tomorrow to see if I can find Seduce Me.
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:elf:
mastree: :wreath:
Thanks So Much! This made my Christmas Eve start off right. I have to work until 3 today, so I was a little bummed. Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas!
:wave: