Congratulations to SUSAN FORD message # 28. Congratulations!!
Please send me an email with your snail mail address so I can get the ornament ordered asap so it will hopefully arrive in time for Christmas. lkellyauthormail@gmail.com
And now for a funny…
Thanks to Donna M. for this one–it cracked me up!
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
“To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be
upset. I shall be back home before midnight.”
When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
“To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Ritz Carlton with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.”
Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!! :elf: :snowmanhead: :santawhat: :santahat: :wreath: 
mastree: :cold:
Leslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.
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Congrats to Susan – great prize – enjoy!
Great funny Leslie!
Hope everyone enjoys the rest of the weekend and… GO PATS!!
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Leslie that was hilarious….
She really got him on that one…I have to share this one with my friends…what a great way to start the day…
Congrats to Susan, I hope you enjoy the book and the monkey ornament…I ordered it from Amazon, can’t wait until it gets here…
Today is another snow day for use here in New England…it is mixed with ice this time though…if you don’t have to go out, DON’T…Have a great rest of the weekend…
Leslie is is Monday yet? I can’t wait until I could read chapter 6…everyone should be caught up now right?
Well ttys…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. Did I ever say how much I appreciate being here and look forward to swinging through the jungle everyday?
Take care all
mastree:
Cher
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Bwahahahahaha!
Loved that one!
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What a brilliant story, especially since I’m 54!!. Just been for a lovely walk by the sea. Now to get on with the present wrapping. Janet
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Congratulations, Susan!
Leslie, loved the funny!
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Yay, Susan!! Congrats!
Leslie and Donna –
that is hilarious!! Time to copy and paste to an e-mail for my friends!
For those of you getting ice and snow, be careful. My mom flew in to Raleigh last night and is driving to S. Ohio through mixed precip. today. I’m sure it will be a good solid reminder why she moved to Arizona! :giggle:
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Cograts and great story!!!
I have been out snow blowing the neighborhood already this morning. Now if hubby would just quit reading the paper and feed me!!!
The shopping is almost done and now to start the wrapping and cleaning. I hate that part. :santahat:
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Hey Leslie,
Thanks to you too Donna. Loved it. That woman knows how to treat her husband. 
Great funny.
Congrats to Susan for winning a great prize.
Enjoy the weekend.
See you :wave:
Vero
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Congratulations Susan!
Thanks for sharing Donna’s great joke. I loved it!
It has finally made it into the 40s here in Dallas. Will be a mild week.
Leslie – the link doesn’t work from MySpace.
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LOVED THE JOKE AND IT GAVE ME A GOOD LAUGH.
WONDER HOW I CAN ORDER THE MONKEY FROM AMAZON–AS TO
WHAT TO LOOK FOR. ONLY THING I HAVE GOTTEN FROM AMAZON
WAS BOOKS.
ALICE IN TEXAS
IT GOT DOWNTO 25 THIS MORNING BUT TO GET UP TO 50 THIS
AFTERNOON.
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Congrats, Susan! And thanks, Donna and Leslie–too funny!
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SUSAN FORD, CONGRATULATIONS on a great :monkey prize!! :present1:
Enjoy the ornament & the gift.
Alice, I just placed a non-book order at Amazon, after you get on their Website at the top there is a spot to type in what you are looking for, put Monkey ornament or Christmas ornament & see what happens, You should be able to find it.
Three-fourths of my shopping is done!! Yea! :wreath: I really need to get some cards out & get one gift ready to mail. Food shopping & paying bills (no fun!) is still to be done!
For those in winter snow zone, be careful if you are out & about. Everyone enjoy what is left of your Sunday!
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Congrats Susan!
Love the funny.
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whoo hoo, Susan!
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wtg susan u will love it.
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