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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, November 25th, 2007
Friday’s Winner and a Sunday Funny!
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FRIDAY’S CONTEST: :winner:

:cheer: Stephanie S. (Comment #37) :cheer:

CONGRATULATIONS, Stephanie! Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)

And now for the Sunday funny:

WHY WEARING UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working Under your vehicle…

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

24 comments to “Friday’s Winner and a Sunday Funny!”

  1. Pat L. says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 8:18 am · Link

    I believe I heard this one or one similiar before – but it is worth hearing again. Good one for sure. :wreath: :x mastree:


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  2. Tammy G. says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 9:16 am · Link

    That was good! :laughat:


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  3. Tammy G. says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 9:16 am · Link

    Congratulations Stephanie S.!!!


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  4. Carolyn A. says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 9:39 am · Link

    Congrats Stephanie! Great prize, as usual! :thumbsup:

    Great funny Janelle. I’ve heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh every time! :happy2: :rotfl1:


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  5. Wendy says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 10:21 am · Link

    :rotfl1: Nuff said.


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  6. Vero says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 10:49 am · Link

    Hey :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: and everybody else,
    Oh my god. What a great laugh. That definitely is a good one, Janelle. Love it.
    Congratulations Stephanie on winning. WTG :cheer:

    See you :wave:
    Vero


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  7. Jodie says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 11:18 am · Link

    Congrats Stephanie!!!

    Janelle – :rotfl1:

    I want to pass on a great website that I just found out about on my RWA chapter. The thread heading was “beneficient procrastination” so of course I had to check it out!

    http://www.freerice.com

    It’s a word game and for every answer you get right they donate 10 grains of rice. Be careful though, it’s addicitive!


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  8. Julie Leto says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 12:02 pm · Link

    Jodie, at 400 grains of rice, I had to stop myself!

    Boy…now I remember why I always wanted to study Latin! Lots of fun!


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  9. Fedora says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 12:36 pm · Link

    Hahaha! Thanks, Janelle! And congrats, Stephanie!


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  10. Dev says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 12:42 pm · Link

    Oh, that was good! Thanks for the laugh :-)


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  11. Susan says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 1:48 pm · Link

    Congratulations, Stephanie! :applause:

    Janelle, I was laughing out loud at that one. :rotfl1:


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  12. Cher says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm · Link

    Thanks for the Sunday funny! :rotfl1:

    Have a wonderful day all,

    Cher :x mastree:


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  13. Tina Martinesi says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 4:15 pm · Link

    :rotfl1: lol Janelle, very funny!
    Glad I got a chance to stop in, I had to use my daughters computer because we’re doing some renovating :wallbash: which has been a nightmare! Floors were supposed to be installed yesterday, but won’t be in till Monday, computer has been unplugged since Friday :violin: my poor kids have been misplaced…..and if all that is not bad enough my Giants are playing like crap!!!!! :throwup:
    Hope everyone else is having a better weekend!


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  14. jeannie and zoey says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 4:46 pm · Link

    :x mastree:

    :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

    :wreath:


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  15. Stephanie S. says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 5:40 pm · Link

    Thank you so much!!! What a great start to the holiday season!!!

    Janelle, I loved the funny.


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  16. mary beth says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 6:39 pm · Link

    ahahahaha :rotfl1:


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  17. Estella says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 6:54 pm · Link

    Congrats Stephanie S!
    Have heard this before, but it is still funny.


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  18. Kelly H says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pm · Link

    Congrats Stephanie!

    Janelle that is absolutely hilarious.


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  19. Donna M says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 7:18 pm · Link

    CONGRATULIONS STEPHANIE! Lucky you, enjoy your great prize! :present1:

    That joke is so funny! :rotfl1: I have heard it before, but it still makes me laugh! Can you imagine!!!! :rotfl1:

    :stocking: :santahat: :x mastree: :wreath: Just because it is now the official Christmas season! :stocking: :candycane: :elf:


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  20. Robin Snodgrass says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 8:23 pm · Link

    :laughat: Can’t you just imagine!
    Loved it!!!


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  21. Cherylann says:
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     · November 25th, 2007 at 8:33 pm · Link

    :winner: Congrats Stephanie

    :rotfl1: :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

    :candycane: :elf: :santahat: :stocking: :wreath: :x mastree:


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  22. Liza says:
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     · November 26th, 2007 at 12:03 am · Link

    Congrats Stephanie!!! :rotfl1: :rotfl1: Love the funny Janelle!


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  23. kim h says:
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     · November 26th, 2007 at 2:09 pm · Link

    wtg stephanie S :party: :cheer: :elf:


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  24. lisa says:
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     · November 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm · Link

    :rotfl1: :x mastree:
    oh yeah now that’s funny. So was the mechanic cute at least? I am thinkin’ he had to be pretty hot for everybody to be looking…….. :giggle: :angel7:


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