For Friday’s contest 
:banana: LINDA H. (Comment #57) :banana:
CONGRATULATIONS, Linda! Please contact me at janelledenison@sbcglobal.net with your mailing address. Also, if you already have my book TOO WILDE TO TAME, you can go ahead and pick another book from my backlist (depending on availabillity!).
And now, for a Sunday funny:
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother’s, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, “The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.”
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: “Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.” :happy2:
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
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:happy2: :happy2: :happy2: That is too funny.
Congrats, Linda!
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:happy2: I love that funny. We joke about it all the time because my husband, bless his heart, just can’t help but look at the silliest women!
Congrats Linda!!
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My dad would have loved that joke!!! :happy2:
Congrats Linda!!
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Congrats Linda!! :banana: Loved the funny. Happy Sunday, everyone. :flower4you:
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Congratulations, Linda!
That is the best one I’ve heard in a while! :happy2: :happy2:
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:happy2: :happy2: funny
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LOL That is too funny! :happy2: :happy2:
Congrats, Linda
Cher
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This one is hilarious…it had me ROLMAO :happy2: :happy2: :happy2: :happy2:
Congrats Linda….enjoy the read…
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Congrats Linda!
Janelle, that is the funniest joke I’ve heard in a long time! :happy2:
Enjoy the rest of the weekend everyone!!
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Congratulations Linda! Loved the Sunday funny!
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That was so funny. I love that joke.
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Congrats Linda H! Enjoy your prize.
And the funny – very, very true LOL.
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Congrats Linda!!! Janelle, that Sunday funny is the best. :happy2: :happy2:
Will have to get my dad over to the site, he will love it too.
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LOVED THE JOKE–LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.
ALICE IN TEXAS
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Congrats Linda!
The funny is hilarious :happy2: :happy2: :happy2:
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Janelle, great Sunday funny! :happy2:
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Congratulations Linda!
That story is too funny! My husband even agreed.
I picked up Born to Be Wilde, Overexposed, and Lori Foster’s Enticing. I only have one problem, which to read first.
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Congratulations Linda!
Cute story…definitely put a smile on my face. Thanks.
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:happy2: :happy2: :happy2: OMG!! That was hilarious!! Janelle, you are so bad
Congratulations Linda
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I almost forgot….
JANELLE 
Hope you have a great day tomorrow!!! :flower4you:
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wtg linda h. hello ,
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:wave: Everyone,
Loved the funny. Ony if the child were older & knew want was really going on :happy2:
Hugssss
LindaH
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Oops typo LoL. ment to say Ony if the child were older & knew what was really going on :happy2:
Hugssss
LindaH
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Ok my typing is all screwed up I see I made another typo in the word Only not ony LoL
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Congrats Linda and Happy B-Day!
LOL! What a hilarious funny! :happy2:
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Congrats Linda! Great Sunday funny!