The winner of Janelle’s Friday’s Jungle Madness Contest is:
NINA (Comment #22)
Whoo-Hoo!!! Congratulations!!! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address (and what book of mine you’d like) at: janelledenison@sbcglobal.net.
And now, a Sunday Funny:
WHY GOD MADE MOMS –Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What’s the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d di-et, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. :happy2:
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 20 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 40 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
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Congrats Nina!!! Love the funny. Kids are so honest in their thoughts. :)
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Congratulations, Nina!:cheer:
Janelle, love the funny!:lol: When I was that age my mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head and I believed her.:roll:
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Janelle, that’s hilarious!!!!
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Congrats Nina!!:cheer:
We convinced our kids we could communicate with each other without ever speaking – and could also read their minds. They’ve challenged us a bunch, and we were somehow always able to pull it off. To this day the 20 year old still has some doubts that the whole notion is crazy and thinks we just might be able to do that them. He’s told the 11 year old its best just not to take any chances. :happy2:
btw – welcome to Myspace, Janelle!!!
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Congratulations Nina!
You have just gotta love kids.
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Congrats Nina
Love the funny
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Congrats NINA!
Oh, these are GREAT! Love ‘em. You definitely had me cracking up this morning.
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Congrats Nina! :thumbsup2:
Love the funny Janelle! :happy2:
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Congratulations Nina!!!
Love the comments by 2nd graders…who says kids aren’t bright. Gave me quite a few chuckles.
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Love the funnies, you can always count on a child to be brutally honest!
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Congrats Nina!!!! Love the funny.:happy2:
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Congrats to Nina! Love the funny. Got to love little kids!!
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Love the funny Janelle, it reminds me of Art Linkletter’s “Kid’s Say the Darndest Things”! I know that dates me!!
Hope everyone is having or had a great Sunday.
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wt g nina:party::cooldance: