I decided to really make 13 lucky and I chose # 13 as the winner of my Friday the 13th Jungle Madness Giveaway. And so the person who gets to take home Spank the monkey, Under the Boardwalk and MnM’s is poster # 13:
CAROLYN A
Email me at: carlyphillips@mac.com with your address!
CONGRATS!
And now the Sunday Funny:
Subject: The mind of a woman…..
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?” Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, “Honey, please… just one more time before I die?” She says, “Of course, dear.” And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. “Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…..?”
At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning…You don’t.”
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Carly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.
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Congrats Carolyn A. if you haven’t all ready read the book you are going to love it.
Great funny!!!
Happy Sunday everyone.
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Congrats Carolyn!! Enjoy Spank!!:happy2:
It is now raining here. We are waiting for the predicted snow to start at some point. Hubby has to go sit in the office for 8 hours and deal with it if it does. (He works for the State Emergency Management Office). I am going to sit and read and watch TV. Right after I pick the dogs up from PetSMart and their baths/haircuts. They won’t be speaking to me all day.:devil::doggie:
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Congrats Carolyn! What a fun prize.
Loved the funny. Just what I need to get me going for the day. Be save, Ev – hope it doesn’t get too bad. It’s sunny and in the 50′s here in the midwest.
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Thank you so much Carly! You really made my day! :love2:
Thanks to everyone for the good wishes!
Great funny!
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congrats Carolyn….lol, Carly!
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Congratulations, Carolyn!:cheer: Under the Boardwalk is a great book!:thumbsup:
Carly, love the funny!:happy2:
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Congrats Carolyn@
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Carly I love the funny, it gave me a good chuckle!
Have a great Sunday!
It is sunny & breezy here today, northern California. Lovely!
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Great Funny!
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Congrats Carolyn. Enjoy a great book.
It is raining puppies and kittens her in Southern Maryland. 
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Congrats Carolyn…Love the funny Carly.:happy2: