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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!
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The winner of Janelle’s Jungle Madness Contest is:

:cheer: Debbie (Comment #15) :cheer:

Congratulations, Debbie! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelledenison@sbcglobal.net so I can mail you your prize. Oh, and let me know which book of mine you’d like to receive!

And now, a Sunday funny:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices as a beautiful blonde woman waves at him and says hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, “My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.” :doh:

:happy2:

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

12 comments to “Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!”

  1. Carolyn A. says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 8:26 am · Link

    Congrats Debbie! :thumbsup2:

    Great funny Janelle! :happy2:

    Have a great Sunday everyone!


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  2. BadBarb says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 9:15 am · Link

    :happy2: that was funny.


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  3. Vicki says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 10:08 am · Link

    Congrats Debbie. Great funny :)


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  4. Shari C says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 11:07 am · Link

    What a cute story; certainly gave me a big smile to start the day.

    Congratulations, Debbie!

    Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday.


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  5. Cherylann says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 2:02 pm · Link

    Congrats Debbie :cooldance:

    :happy2:


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  6. Terri says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 4:36 pm · Link

    Congrats, Debbie!:thumbsup:

    LOL! That was a great funny!:happy2:


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  7. Tina says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 4:54 pm · Link

    Love the joke. Thank you for the good laugh!! Congrats to Debbie.


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  8. Donna M says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 5:01 pm · Link

    :cheer: CONGRATULATIONS DEBBIE. :present: Lucky you on winning such a great prize. Enjoy. :)
    Great funny Janelle, a friend of mine recently emailed me that one!! Can’t help but laugh!!
    Carly I got my book marks, thanks! :)


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  9. Jen says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 8:44 pm · Link

    Oh boy I bet he felt stupid!


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  10. ev says:
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     · March 25th, 2007 at 9:11 pm · Link

    Great Funny!!!

    Congrats Debbie!!!


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  11. Stacy ~ says:
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     · March 26th, 2007 at 6:16 am · Link

    LOL – great funny.

    Congrats Debbie!


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  12. Debbie says:
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     · March 28th, 2007 at 1:46 pm · Link

    Thanks for the congrats! Great funny!


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