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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, January 28th, 2007
Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny
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The winner of Janelle’s Jungle Madness Contest is:

:cheer: Joelle (Comment #54) :cheer:

Congratulations, Joelle! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelle@janelledenison.com so I can mail you your prize. Oh, and you also need to let me know which book of mine you would like to receive!

:party: :party: :party:

AND NOW, A SUNDAY FUNNY:

Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says,
“Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt,
I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
“I do what you say, I feel great.
I be work soon…..you got nice house.”

:happy2: :happy2: :happy2: :happy2:

Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

12 comments to “Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny”

  1. Carly says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 8:48 am · Link

    Great joke, Janelle. :thumbsup:
    Congrats, Joelle!
    To my winner last week, bear with me, it’s coming!



  2. ev says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 11:02 am · Link

    Love the joke!!



  3. Susan says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 11:24 am · Link

    Congratulations, Joelle!:cheer:

    Loved the joke.:happy2:



  4. katie says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 12:24 pm · Link

    :coffee: Congrats Joelle.



  5. Tina says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 12:31 pm · Link

    Congrats to Joelle!! Thank You for the good laugh.



  6. Carolyn A. says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 1:04 pm · Link

    WTG Joelle!! :thumbsup2:

    OMG what a great joke, Janelle!! I’m still laughing!! :happy2::happy2:



  7. Jodie says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 1:54 pm · Link

    Too funny!

    Congrats, Joelle – enjoy your prize! :cheer:



  8. Cherylann says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 2:08 pm · Link

    Congrats Joelle:cheer:

    loved the joke:happy2::happy2:



  9. ev says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 2:30 pm · Link

    congrats joelle!!! (i forgot to say that earlier.):cry:



  10. Donna M says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 7:48 pm · Link

    CONGRATULATIONS JOELLE! :cheer: :cooldance: :cooldance: :present:
    Great prize, enjoy.
    Love the joke!



  11. Tina Martinesi says:
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     · January 28th, 2007 at 9:25 pm · Link

    :happy2: Janelle that was sooo funny!
    Congratulations Joelle.:party:



  12. kim H says:
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     · January 29th, 2007 at 1:34 pm · Link

    wtg joelle :party:



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