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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, October 22nd, 2006
Winter Winner and Sunday Funny~
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Congratulations to Donna M., #56, the winner of this week’s contest! Please email me at julie@julieleto.com with your snail mail address so I can start the process of shipping the prize.

The following funny is doubly hilarious when you take into consideration that my very conservative, Catholic mother sent it to me via email. Enjoy!

Eve’s side of the story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired God.

“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied.

“The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,” reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc……….she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more “symmetrically balanced,” as she put it.

“That is a fair point,” replied God, “But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.”

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

“Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?”

“Just fantastic,” she replied, “but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.”

God thought for a moment and said, “You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let’s see…where did I put the useless boob?”

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than the rib?

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Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

13 comments to “Winter Winner and Sunday Funny~”

  1. Shelley says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 7:52 am · Link

    Cute Funny

    Congrats Donna ~ enjoy your great prize!!



  2. Stacy ~ says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 8:12 am · Link

    Congratulations Donna!

    Cute funny – I love that your mom sent it to you LOL.



  3. ev says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 10:33 am · Link

    It is a parents job to see how much they can shock us once we are no longer kids. Some are pretty good at it.:thumbsup:



  4. katie says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 11:08 am · Link

    wtg, Donna. LOL, Julie!



  5. Gigi says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 11:23 am · Link

    Congratulations Donna:cheer::cheer:

    You have one cool mom,Julie:cooldance:

    :doggie::doggie::doggie::doggie::doggie::doggie:



  6. Cryna says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 11:35 am · Link

    Congratulations, Donna…………..:cheer:

    Cute joke, and neat that your Mom sent it to you………..:thumbsup2:



  7. Christa says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 12:54 pm · Link

    WTG Donna:party:

    Note: keep towel handy while ready funnies and drinking coffee.



  8. Christa says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 2:17 pm · Link

    That should be reading funnies. not enough:coffee: yet. I was up way too late reading Janelle’s Forbidden.



  9. Carolyn A. says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 2:33 pm · Link

    Congrats Donna! :thumbsup:

    Great funny, Julie! Loved that your Mom sent it to you. :lol:



  10. Donna M says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 3:30 pm · Link

    :cooldance: :cooldance::thankyou::thankyou::thankyou::thankyou::thankyou:
    Julie & Plotmonkeys, thanks for the great Winter prize! :present: :present:
    I’m thrilled to have won this week. I will email you the info you need Julie. :) :) :) :cheer: :love2::love2: Can you tell I am excited?!!! :)
    Thanks everyone for the good wishes.
    Have a great Sunday. :)



  11. Estella says:
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     · October 22nd, 2006 at 5:08 pm · Link

    Congrats Donna!
    I have read this one before, but it is still funny.



  12. Cathie says:
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     · October 23rd, 2006 at 6:40 am · Link

    Oh that was the best! :happy2:



  13. Dena says:
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     · October 23rd, 2006 at 2:18 pm · Link

    Congrats Donna :cooldance: :cooldance::cooldance:
    That was a funny funny.