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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, September 17th, 2006
Sunday Winner and Funny!
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Friday’s winner is… Shelley, 62!! Congratulations! Please email me at julie@julieleto.com with your snail mail address so I can get your prize out to you ASAP!

Here’s the funny…enjoy!

Lament of a New Wife (A Poem)

He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him…

Like his MOMMA used to do.

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Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

19 comments to “Sunday Winner and Funny!”

  1. Pat says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 7:26 am · Link

    :happy2:
    That is a truly good one.

    Congrats to the winner. Enjoy!


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  2. Shelley says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 8:24 am · Link

    Thank you so much for picking my name ~ I have sent you my address.


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  3. Cheryl S. says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 8:33 am · Link

    Congratulations Shelley! Thanks for the Sunday laugh, Julie. :thumbsup:


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  4. katie says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 9:57 am · Link

    LOL!!!!


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  5. Cherylann says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 10:16 am · Link

    Congrats Shelley:cheer:

    I won that prize on Julie’s Marisela blog and the chcolates are to die for:thumbsup:


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  6. Cherylann says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 10:16 am · Link

    :happy2:


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  7. Susan says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 10:21 am · Link

    :cheer: Congratulations Shelley!:cheer:

    Great funny!:happy2:


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  8. Dena says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 11:05 am · Link

    Congrats Shelley. :cooldance:

    I love the poem,every new bride should have it hanging on their refridgerater’s,lol.


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  9. Cryna says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 12:06 pm · Link

    Congratulations, Shelley……….:cheer:

    What a great poem…….:thumbsup2:


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  10. Estella says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 2:15 pm · Link

    That’s funny.
    Congrats to Shelley!


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  11. Carol says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 2:22 pm · Link

    Congrats Shelley!


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  12. Tina says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 2:40 pm · Link

    Thank you so much for a good laugh!!


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  13. Donna M says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 3:18 pm · Link

    :cheer: :cheer: Congratulations Shelley, enjoy your Plotmonkey prize. :cooldance:
    Julie, thanks for the laugh! I am reading The Domino Effect–so far very intriguing!! :)


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  14. Jen W says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 3:23 pm · Link

    Lol loved it. I’ve been there before. :devil:


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  15. catslady says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 5:00 pm · Link

    Congrats Shelley and about the poem :happy2:


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  16. Yolanda says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 6:47 pm · Link

    :happy2:That’s too funny!


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  17. Jodie says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 7:23 pm · Link

    OMG – That is great! My mother-in-law is here now….I think I’ll read it to her:lol:


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  18. Carolyn A. says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 7:56 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winner! :thumbsup:

    Loved the funny! :lol:


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  19. kim h says:
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     · September 17th, 2006 at 9:55 pm · Link

    wtg shelly, funny,


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